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Forehead Fables

General Sam

I made this podcast to get women. It hasn't worked.

I made this podcast to get women. It hasn't worked.

The New Rat Pack

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The New Rat Pack 31 Oct 2026

I think we might have giggle of the year on this one boys

He Was Born To Be A Human Ash Tray 23 Oct 2026

Poob has a realization as to why he is so withered and weak and malformed and hideous and grotesque and revolting and an afront to nature and an abomination in the eyes of god. his words not mine.

this podcast is all about the booty 03 Oct 2026

This is our redemption arc after the poorly received professional racist episode Ft. Bootyswagga

The Incident That Ruined a Streamer Event 25 Sep 2026

I expected better of Poob. This is like something Omid or Sam would do.

Rescuing Our Patrons From Generational Poverty 31 Aug 2026

we want to 2x or 3x your money

Minecon: The Epstein Island of Conventions 18 Aug 2026

we ask some really important questions in this episode

Your Dog Is Rolling In Dead Worms To Disguise Itself As Prey 30 Jul 2026

I also am pretty sure I was swimming at the beach next to a dead body for a whole day

We Fixed Your Dating Profiles 24 Jul 2026

You guys sent in your dating profiles and we critiqued them. I took a break from injecting chinese peptides directly into my balls to bring you this episode.

The Gross Reality of Ancient Rome 03 Jul 2026

Dr. Garrett Ryan [AKA toldinstone] is back to answer your questions about Ancient Rome such as: What were poor people's funerals like in Ancient Rome? How gross were the public baths in Rome? Why were gladiators and actors both celebrities and second class citizens? Why were they gay and did they jerk off?

What Has Wilbur Soot Been Sinking His Teeth Into? 16 Jun 2026

Wilbur Soot, the second guest on the podcast, has returned after 6 long years.

everyone in skyrim hates this guy 30 May 2026

Idk if you guys have played it yet, but there's a skyrim RP server called Keizall. Do yourself a favor and get on that shit. It's all i've been doing for 2 weeks.

We Went Prospecting for Gold 12 May 2026

Sam, Poob, and Omid went out to Dahlonega, GA to find the last nuggets from the 1829 Gold Rush.

Crushing Peptides with a Couple of Crackers 23 Apr 2026

featuring Dugo and Willard

The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen 12 Apr 2026

gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on

Tales from a Zoo Keeper - @CreatureCrossing 28 Mar 2026

Brayden is back for another awesome episode. Except this time he has an actual podcast setup and a good internet connection. Consider this his redemption arc.

Yabba Dabba Doo Orange 20 Mar 2026

pooberton's house flooded

Hangin With the Touchler 27 Feb 2026

every family has at least one

Everyone Has a Price 21 Feb 2026

Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.

Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble 31 Jan 2026

musings of modern day philosophers

Post Stroke Clarity 20 Jan 2026

this year is full of possibilities!

The Passion of the Poob 20 Dec 2025

Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.

This Guy Edited Mythbusters - Ft. ToastRackTV 14 Dec 2025

This is ToastRackTV, a man that chose to end his career of TV editing to pursue the biggest dream of all, being a Tarkov streamer.

Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong 28 Nov 2025

Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.

Welcome To The Right Wing Pipeline 17 Nov 2025

The Sams ON LOCATION in the CITY of SIN to record our liberal whiner-baby special at the rootin' tootin' gun event thrown by Donut Operator and Brandon Herrara.

Arguing With a Brick Wall 28 Oct 2025

Fresh off the heels of twitchcon with so many stories to tell.

A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing 11 Oct 2025

really confronting some important life questions here, like uh, how much straw we can stuff in a forge before sam's uncle comes back from the dead and kicks his ass or something

Flesh Shows us the Light 02 Oct 2025

Hey guys this episode is featuring Flesh Simulator. Kind of a Dale Gribble conspiracy type guy.

Based and Josie Pilled 26 Sep 2025

Josie came on the show to tell us about her experiences at an 18+ My Little Pony convention called Mare Fair and winning Fishtank

The Patron Inquisition 28 Aug 2025

Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us?

IGOR! TURN ME INTO A NA'VI IGOR! 18 Aug 2025

THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR!

some of you live like animals 27 Jul 2025

Thanks for sending in pics of your houses. I went ahead and catalogued all the pictures showing unlocked windows and sent them to that geoguesser guy so that he can send me ur addresses.

Too Dumb to be A.I. 18 Jul 2025

this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend

We Finally Bought a Content House 28 Jun 2025

See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.

Worst Guest Do-Over Ft. J1mmy 23 Jun 2025

J1mmy holds the prestigious honor of being the only guest with an episode so bad that we never aired it. This is his redemption arc.

DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life 31 May 2025

It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.

Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life 21 May 2025

This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.

You Get What You Deserve 28 Apr 2025

let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama cough Head to https://factormeals.com/forehead50off and use code forehead50off for 50% off first box, plus free shipping

The Great HAMMering 21 Apr 2025

this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur wrong.

Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie 30 Mar 2025

It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.

Rewatching Our Worst Episode 21 Mar 2025

We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.

Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers 24 Feb 2025

we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.

The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight 11 Feb 2025

talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley

How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ParanormalQuest 29 Jan 2025

We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts

Our Best Guest Yet 18 Jan 2025

Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

Septic Tank Santa 24 Dec 2024

don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies

The Happiest Time of the Year 16 Dec 2024

sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool

Chicken Pot Lies 28 Nov 2024

It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is

A Feast for Brows 19 Nov 2024

this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams

Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit 27 Oct 2024

we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian 19 Oct 2024

We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.